Man, some songs I used to listen to back in the day have the lamest lyrics. Check out this bit of lyrics from house of pain's "jump around:"

I'm the cream of the crop, I rise to the top
I never eat a pig cause a pig is a cop
Or better yet a terminator
Like Arnold Schwarzenegger
Try'n to play me out like as if my name was Sega


pretty funny if you ask me...