that mtv show the newlyweds really makes me bitter. girls like jessica simpson don't deserve guys like nick lachey. i mean not only is that guy good looking but he's down to earth. he's like the boy next door and money doesn't seem to have changed him a bit. and then theres jessica, queen snobby bitch. we all know all she does all day is burp and yawn and whine and yet nick endures it.

so the lesson of the show is act like a bitch and get a good guy. be down to earth and you will just have to watch the good guy fall for the bitch.