on wednesday i was walking up durant on my way to work and right as i was about at college this white car pulls up next to me. the window rolls down and this guy sticks his head out the passenger window and after a head nod and a wink he offers me a ride. he was sooo creepy looking, he didnt have a gold tooth, but he had that gold filling where it goes on the top and the side of the tooth, so of course he was flashing the gold in his mouth, as if that's what i look for in a guy (well if he's got some gold fillings he must be well off! ha!). i, of course, laughed at him (all that is running through my mind at the moment are the lyrics from tlc's "no scrubs" the part that goes "hanging out the passenger side of his best friend's ride trying to holler at me") and asked him "are you serious?" After two more winks i gathered he was serious, so i put my headphones back on and walked away laughing.

guys, if you want to pick up girls do it right! and if you have gold fillings, don't flash them like you are proud of them, because they don't make you look any better.