HOW TO WRITE A DIDO SONG
1: Have sex.
2: Get up and have a cup of tea.
3: Try and think of a first line. Fail.
4: Notice that your tea has gone cold and frankly you would much rather be back in bed shagging the bloke who has given you that ear to ear (and exceptionally punchable) grin.
5: Write this down and fifteen other banal things that come into your head.
6: Go back to bed for some more sex.
Ker-ching : you are now the richest woman in the country bar the Queen - and frankly since you are posher than the Queen the anti-monarchists will all be baying for your blood anyway. Along with anyone with half a brain.
I got this from http://www.freakytrigger.co.uk/2002_02_01_hated.html
Its sooo true and soooo funny!
Ok so Neeta has made three claims all of which I find false but outside opinions (not yours Neeta) are always wanted to help end the endless dispute over the matter.
1) Dido is a better musician than the Dixie Chicks (who all know how to play at least 2 instruments, write their own music and lyrics)
2) Dido is more well known then the Dixie Chicks (which is so not true, just look at this week's Entertainment Weekly)
3) Dido has more songs than the Dixies (which if you wanna look for yourself at amazon.com or cdnow.com simply is impossible)
1: Have sex.
2: Get up and have a cup of tea.
3: Try and think of a first line. Fail.
4: Notice that your tea has gone cold and frankly you would much rather be back in bed shagging the bloke who has given you that ear to ear (and exceptionally punchable) grin.
5: Write this down and fifteen other banal things that come into your head.
6: Go back to bed for some more sex.
Ker-ching : you are now the richest woman in the country bar the Queen - and frankly since you are posher than the Queen the anti-monarchists will all be baying for your blood anyway. Along with anyone with half a brain.
I got this from http://www.freakytrigger.co.uk/2002_02_01_hated.html
Its sooo true and soooo funny!
Ok so Neeta has made three claims all of which I find false but outside opinions (not yours Neeta) are always wanted to help end the endless dispute over the matter.
1) Dido is a better musician than the Dixie Chicks (who all know how to play at least 2 instruments, write their own music and lyrics)
2) Dido is more well known then the Dixie Chicks (which is so not true, just look at this week's Entertainment Weekly)
3) Dido has more songs than the Dixies (which if you wanna look for yourself at amazon.com or cdnow.com simply is impossible)
