mood: tired
caffeine units: 0 as of yet, but the day is young
song of the day: "Candy Girl" by Jackson 5


because i'm not blonde...

She was Sooo blonde:

...she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

...she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.

...she thought a quarterback was a refund.

...she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order

...she thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.


She was Sooo blonde:

...she thought Eartha Kitt was a set of garden tools.

...she thought General Motors was in the army.

...she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.

...she thought TuPac Shakur was a Jewish holiday.

...under "education" on her job application, she put "Hooked on Phonics."


She was Sooo blonde:

...she tripped over a cordless phone.

...she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice can because it said
"concentrate."

...she told me to meet her at the corner of "WALK" and "ONE WAY."

...at the bottom of the application where it says "sign here," she put
"Sagittarius."

...she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.


She was Sooo blonde:

...she studied for a blood test.

...she thought she needed a token to get on "Soul Train."

...she sold the car for gas money!

...when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead.

...when she went to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport Left," she
went home.


She was Sooo blonde:

...when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.

...she thinks Taco Bell is the Mexican phon! e company.

...if she spoke her mind, she'd be speechless.

...she thought that she could not use her AM radio in the evening.